yes. yes. yes. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

UGGS ARE STILL A THING?

AT LEAST IT’S NOT CALF-HIGH BOOTS WITH NO TIGHTS AND A MINISKIRT.

REALLY? I THINK HOOKER COWGIRL BEATS FRUMPY SLUSH STAINS ANY DAY.

IN WHAT? A RACE TO THE BOTTOM?

NEXT YEAR WE MIGRATE TO NEW YORK. I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.

yourdailydoseofcanada:

I do not own this.  But, I found it on my facebook news feed.  :D

One of the finest photoshop jobs I’ve ever seen.

lianamaris:

Things that cannot screen for breast cancer and things that can.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT?

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING OVER WE’RE LAYING DOWN GROUND RULES. YOU SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM, LIKE AN ADULT, YOU PUT THE SOAP BACK IN THE SOAP DISH, SPECIFICALLY INVENTED TO HOLD SOAP, AND YOU PUT THE NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMNED DISPENSER, NOT SITTING ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ROLL!

UGH! IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A CAVEMAN!

Omg. So many lolz.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HORRIBLE BLOOD STAINS? WHAT HORRIBLE BLOOD STAINS? THIS IS JUST … CORN SYRUP, FOR MY EXCITING NEW ART INSTALLATION. IT’S CALLED “NOBODY DIED HERE AT ALL, CERTAINLY NOT MY STUPID EX-BOYFRIEND” AND I THINK THE MOMA WILL PROBABLY BE INTERESTED.

MOVE ALONG. I DON’T WANT YOU INFLUENCING MY ART WITH YOUR AMATEUR ASSESSMENTS.

srs lolz

ABQ loves hot air balloons.

Tumbleweeds: check. Out of the desert: check. Made it to ABQ.

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